I know I say this every Friday but I am so glad that the weekend is upon us. I shall now enumerate the reasons why for you in a bulleted list, because that’s just how I roll, Interwebs.
- This week has been le suck. It could not be over sooner for me.
- I have a dinner date with one of my biffles tonight and it’s going to be awesome.
- Tomorrow is the home opener for DC United – I am geared up for tail-gating, cheering, jumping, and hot boys running up and down a field for my amusement.
- My best friend is moving here this weekend, so things just feel right in the world.
- Seriously, I cannot reiterate how rough this week has been. It’s time to set the reset button.
I have been feeling so out of sorts lately that I left work early yesterday (something I almost never do) and went home to mope, day drink, and be generally irritable. I watched Tiny Furniture, felt sorry for myself, and sent whiny emails to my eternally patient besties. But then, 8:30 pm (EST) rolled around and my spirits were lifted, for out of the HD haze rose my life’s inspiration – Donna Meagle from Parks and Recreation.
I know most young women watching P&R are likely drawn to Amy Poehler’s optimistic spitfire Leslie Knope or find a kindred spirit in Aubrey Plaza’s sardonic mastermind April but for my money, no single female on television (except for possibly Happy Ending’s Penny Hartz) perfectly encapsulates the attitude I want to embody more than Retta’s delightful Donna. Why is Donna is so awesome? Let this series of images show you!
Donna has a way with words. She is the wisest woman of the 21st century.
Donna doesn’t always need words. Although she can whip off a snappy comeback or double entrendre, Donna often lets you know exactly what she thinks without saying a word.
Donna tells it like it is. When she’s right, she’s right and you’re going to know about it.
Donna doesn’t care for fancy technology. She can handle her business without the latest gadget or flashy gimmick.
Donna understands the importance of a well-placed pop culture reference. When you’re Ginuwine’s cousin, you have to know your stuff.
Donna will not tolerate your foolishness. Sometimes you just have to let people know that they are idiots.
Donna recognizes the importance of working what you’ve got. Even if it means wearing Entertainment 720 gear or a bedazzled silk robe and especially if it’s ya Benz.
Donna knows when to put her personal life before work. But she always has your back when you need her.
Most importantly, Donna likes to drink. And don’t we all?
The bottom line is, whenever I’m sad or feeling sorry for myself, I just ask myself a simple question – what would donna do? And then I throw back a double shot, hop in my Benz (metaphorically), and find myself a large fireman named Marcus to make me feel better. Thanks, Donna!